one word~scandal

my life has been a scandal, she said to the reviewer. i'm special in the acting community, because i provide good press. there was my husband who was 20 years younger, the one who was 30 years older and the woman who once dated a woman who knew someone who dated ellen.

scandals are good. they keep you alive and fresh and they allow people to overlook the fact you've only had one good role in film, and the rest of the time, you've been known for being known.

it's a good life, one i relish. so, did you hear about my vacation with the midget and the trained monkey??